A fantasy satire based on the Great American Egg Shortage of 2025

 

Every quest needs a hero. This one gets Glimm: a bonsai frost dragon stuck managing a band of blowhards on a doomed diplomatic mission.

His party: a lawsuit-magnet rogue. A cultist pirate with a gun fetish. A bard with a magical camcorder. And a paranoid paladin running an MLM supplement empire.